Crazy sweeties Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a movie about his imaginary escapades as an international spy? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrities impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic spy movie? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy babes Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a movie be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy Girl Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new girl Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this movie get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy Girl Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body naked is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy honies Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy beauties show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.
Posted under Links by admin 22.01.2010
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Megan Fox Always Looks Hot Enough to Eat
I think the Transformers world tour is done for and I have this slight notion that the amount of sensual Megan Fox photos is going to slow down some. There has been an intense rush of hotness from Megan Fox with these pictures showing up of her all over the world in awesome dresses. Even as a younger person, they seriously almost caused me a heart attack every time. She’s seen here in a fancy looking shirt and some gripping pants that show off her legs so well. I just hope the flow keeps up, otherwise I will miss you Megan! Celeb Taboo updates regularly with the most raw from the Tinseltown world, enjoy hardcore sex tapes and more renowned pics than anywhere else.
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Posted under Links by admin 06.11.2009
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Megan Fox Looks Amazing in Her Long ebony Dress
I’ve been talking a lot about Megan Fox lately and I will keep it up as long as she keeps showing up in such sexy attire. She’s seen here in the UK and the premiere of the new Transformers movie and she has a tight long ebony dress on that makes me sprung. It wraps around her beautiful figure perfectly, showing off her best assets for sure. I think only a fool would not fall in love with this sexy young celebrity beauty. Just check out those big juggs hanging there in that sexy dress, who wouldn’t want to motorboat those? Celeb Taboo has the most celebrity content on the internet, and you can enjoy everything from high quality nude pics to raw sex tapes.
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Posted under Links by admin 17.10.2009
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Parasomnia
I was privileged last night to attend a screening of a new film entitled PARASOMNIA written and directed by WILLIAM MALONE (House on Haunted Hill-1999, FeardotCom-2002, Masters of Horror-”Fair Haired Child). PARASOMNIA is part of Screamfest 2008, the annual horror film festival, but this film spans more than just the horror genre. It is somewhat outside the horror box in that it is more of a dark, twisted, nightmare of a fairy tale almost creating its own visually exciting genre.The story tells of DANNY (DYLAN PURCELL) a young man who becomes fascinated with a modern Sleeping Beauty in LAURA BAXTER (portrayed by the delightful and charming newcomer CHERLIN Wilson) who suffers from Parasomnia or the Sleeping Beauty syndrome, which causes her to sleep more often than wake. He comes across her in the psyche ward of a hospital while visiting his artist friend BILLY (DOV TIEFENBACH) incarcerated there on a court forced rehab.Like any good ghost or horror story Billy tells Danny about the girl and the insane serial killer held in the padded cell next to her, one BYRON VOLPE (wonderfully played by veteran bad guy PATRICK KILPATRICK). Volpe, a rare book dealer and mesmerist, used his unnerving mental powers to control his victims, especially his ex-wife (a much too brief cameo by SEAN YOUNG) to commit suicide or murder.Somehow Volpe has the ability to enter Laura’s dreams, tormenting her in a bizarre dream world (A place worthy of Guillermo Del Toro) he controls. Danny realizes he met Laura when they were both children and his fascination with her turns to love. Upon learning she is going to be transferred to the custody of DR. EGON BHYLE (LOUIS GRAHAM) and his questionable sleep disorder clinic for experiments, Danny plots to rescue Laura from her lab-rat fate.Not realizing Volpe considers the helpless girl his possession, Danny successfully absconds with Laura, taking her to his artist’s apartment. Along the way, the girl awakes in Danny’s car and unaccustomed to finding herself outside the hospital, freaks out a little. When Danny pulls over to calm her, Laura is out of the car diving head long into the moist grass. Wilson pulls this scene off with an innocent charm without it descending into camp as she falls back asleep, face in the grass.Once at Danny’s apartment, he cleans her up in a scene that in another’s hands could have come off as salacious with it’s partial nudity. To Malone’s and his actor’s credit, this scene plays with an innocent tenderness and charm. In an ensuing sequence Danny takes Laura out to an ice cream parlor which turns into a comic exploration of strawberry ice cream, again charmingly played by Wilson.Then things get dark as Volpe’s power over Laura invades her dreams. Danny awakes to find Laura, clad in a cheerleader’s outfit stolen from his neighbor, covered in blood and wielding a butcher knife under Vople’s mental control as she tries to kill Danny. He manages to ward off her attack, only to discover his neighbor’s mutilated body.Enter the police: DET. GARRETT (Cult fan favorite JEFFERY COMBS) and his partner DET. CONROY (veteran character actor JEFF DOUCETTE) who have already been to the hospital investigating Laura’s abduction and getting the low down on Volpe. As Danny frantically tries to hide Laura from Doucette, she; again under Volpe’s control; frees herself from Danny’s restraints and disembowels Doucette in a very graphic scene that will keep the slasher fans more than happy.Since I won’t give away the ending, I will say that Volpe escapes the hospital in another graphic blood bath to track down Laura and Danny. The film culminates with one of the most inventive, innovative, and visually intriguing sequences involving clockwork automatons; the art work of Danny’s friend Billy: and the best use of Serge Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet Ballet Overture.Wonderfully shot by Christian SEABADLT and ENZO GIOBBE and lit in an almost noir style there is enough gore for today’s modern, hardcore horror fans, yet PARASOMNIA is so much more. Malone’s script is intelligent and he understands all too well that Cinema is a visual medium. In an era where most film and television scripts are still written like radio scripts where the actors describe the action you are seeing on the screen. Malone lets the image tell the story. The characters speak like real people speak. It is economic in its dialog.And in creating Byron Vople, Malone and Kilpatrick have presented one of the most literate and intelligent villains since Hannibal Lector, a refreshing twist after a dearth of mindless blood thirsty slasher villains.PARASOMNIA succeeds on many levels: cinematically; mood; characterization; and visual style. The dreamscapes are stunningly beautiful and jarring at the same time. The subliminal cuts are spooky. The over all creepiness of the film is balanced with the innocence of Dylan Purcell and Cherilan Wilson’s portrayals. And Wilson is quite a find. She shines in the scenes of Laura rediscovering the world, then seamlessly transitions into a vicious killer under Volpe’s control and back to the somnambulistic Laura. Also look for an amusing cameo by director JOHN LANDIS.PARASOMNIA is such an unusual and entertaining film, it stands on its own. Whether it gets a theatrical release or goes straight to DVD, don’t miss this one.
Posted under Links by admin 11.10.2009
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Emma Watson Finally Shows That Furry Celeb Snatch
Emma Watson getting out of a car and shows a quick peek at her fuzzy teen poon. This is just a quick peek at her goodies and I would kill for more, but one should get a great idea of what she has put away down there. To make things better, it looks like she has a landing strip. Leave it to the Europeans to still have some pubic hair, that’s incredible. You can’t see anything sexier than the treasure trail attached to a young celeb. See everything inside of Celeb Taboo where the sexiest starlets all have naked images and bang tapes.
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Posted under Links by admin 05.10.2009
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The Softer Side of Hollywood hottie Hilary Duff
Here are a few pictures of Hilary Duff and it sort of seems like she is trying to hide from the cameras a bit. I have no idea why a beautiful young star would do such a thing. She’s such a cute young celeb and she seems to be getting a softer body and to be honest I like a tender body! She’s clad in a longer skirt and some cowgirl boots that looks rather kinky. I’d love to hold hold on to those boots slamming her doggy. Get nude photos of Hilary Duff and all kinds of other hot starlet babes inside of Celeb Heat.
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Posted under Links by admin 13.09.2009
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Hayden Panettiere Barely Gives a Peek at Her Young Titties
Hayden Panettiere it totally the hottest young babe spinner starlets in the damn world. She is seen here out running some errands and she really is dressed rather casually, but it’s not as bad as you may think. That doesn’t stop us from getting a peek at her perfect cutie pie physque. She just looks so young, tight, and perfect it makes you want to lick her up. She’s a vegetarian, but I can guarantee if we were friends, she’d start eating meat soon after. Celeb Taboo updates non stop with up to date actress scandals and candids so check us out today.
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Posted under Links by admin 05.09.2009
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The Softer Side of Hollywood Cutie Hilary Duff
Here are a few pictures of Hilary Duff and it sort of seems like she is trying to hide from the cameras a bit. I have no idea why a beautiful young star would do such a thing. She’s such a cute young celebrities and she seems to be getting a softer body and to be honest I like a tender body! She’s clad in a longer skirt and some cowgirl boots that looks rather kinky. I’d love to hold hold on to those boots slamming her doggy. Get nude photos of Hilary Duff and all kinds of other hot starlet babes inside of Celeb Heat.
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Posted under Links by admin 27.08.2009
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Not a Second Goes By Where Lindsay Lohan Looks Modest
Lindsay Lohan is supposedly being investigated by police after $500,000 worth of jewelery went missing after a recent photo shoot she had done with Elle magazine. Not that anyone would think this young respectable celebrity would do such a thing. I really don’t think she did it, but I have to say it just by seeing these scandalous looking photos. I fucking adore Lindsay Lohan and her frisky ways, she’s well off enough where she could look like a princess at all times but this nasty slut always has a lustful look in her eyes that makes me melt inside. Celeb Taboo is fully stocked with Hollywood’s hottest content. Download filthy sex tapes, learn the latest gossip and check out hundreds of thousands of foxy renowned photos.
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Posted under Links by admin 17.08.2009
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