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Crazy sweeties Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a movie about his imaginary escapades as an international spy? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrities impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic spy movie? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy babes Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a movie be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy Girl Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new girl Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this movie get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy Girl Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body naked is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy honies Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy beauties show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.
Posted under Links by admin 22.01.2010
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Colin Egglesfield & Shaun Sipos shirtless in “Melrose Place”
Unlike “Vampire Diaries”, the new “Melrose Place” hasn’t been very successful for the CW, even with the gorgeous hunks that you can see in this post. Although with a major star from the previous incarnation joining up soon, maybe it will be given a nice ratings shot in the arm.
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Posted under Links by admin 19.01.2010
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Katie Price Never Has a Minute Outside of a Bikini
It’s a rare moment to see Katie Price not in a bikini, and today is no different as she is photoed here doing a bit of shopping in some weird lacey cover over her hot swimsuit. I am all for this chick, she’s constantly photoed in a bikini and I don’t even have a clue who she is when it comes to her career. I would guess it probably have something to do with her juicy tits and awesome ass. Thanks for putting a smile on my face once again Katie Price, keep it up. Celeb Taboo has more than anyone when it comes down to the sexiest Tinseltown candids you’ll find on the internet.
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Posted under Links by admin 05.01.2010
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